Why Do I Keep Buying Blazers When I Never Actually Wear Them?
It's a question that's been plaguing me for years - why do I keep buying blazers when I never actually wear them? I mean, I love the way they look on the hanger, all crisp and tailored, promising to instantly elevate any outfit. But then I get them home, and they just sit in my closet, untouched, while I reach for the same old comfortable sweaters and t-shirts day after day.
The Blazer Addiction
It all started innocently enough. I'd see a blazer in a store, and it would call out to me, whispering "Buy me, buy me!" And like a moth to a flame, I'd succumb to its siren song, swiping my credit card and eagerly anticipating the day I'd finally have the perfect occasion to wear it.
But that day never seemed to come. I'd plan outfits in my head, imagining myself strutting into the office or a fancy event, blazer perfectly tailored and making me look like a million bucks. But when the moment arrived, I'd take one look at the blazer and think, "Nah, too much effort." And back into the closet it would go, forgotten until the next shopping trip.
The Blazer Graveyard
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could open up my own blazer boutique with the collection I've amassed over the years. There are the classic black and navy blazers, the bold printed ones, the oversized boyfriend blazers, the cropped ones - you name it, I've got it. And they're all just taking up precious real estate in my closet, mocking me with their unworn glory.
I've tried to convince myself that I'll wear them eventually, that I just need the right occasion. But let's be real - when was the last time I actually had a formal event to attend? Most of my social gatherings these days involve sweatpants and Netflix, not power suits and cocktail parties.
The Blazer Guilt
And the worst part is, I feel guilty every time I look at those blazers. I can practically hear them whispering, "Why don't you love us? We just want to be worn and appreciated!" It's like they're the needy ex-boyfriends of my wardrobe, constantly demanding my attention and affection.
I've tried to donate them, but then I chicken out at the last minute, convinced that I'll regret it. What if I need a blazer for some unexpected formal event? What if I suddenly develop a burning desire to dress up and feel like a boss babe? I can't just give them all away, can I?
The Blazer Breakthrough
But then it hit me - maybe I don't need to keep all of these blazers. Maybe I can be selective and only hold onto the ones that I truly love and know I'll actually wear. The rest can go, freeing up precious closet space and lifting a weight off my shoulders.
It's going to be tough, I won't lie. Letting go of those blazers feels a bit like admitting defeat, like I'm somehow less of a fashionista for not being able to pull them off. But at the end of the day, what's the point of having a closet full of clothes I never wear? It's just a waste of money and space.
So, I'm taking a deep breath and starting the great blazer purge. I'm going to try each one on, be honest with myself about whether I'll actually wear it, and then either keep it or donate it. It's time to break the blazer addiction and reclaim my closet for the clothes I truly love and wear.
Who knows, maybe I'll even find the perfect occasion to wear one of them someday. But for now, I'm content to let my trusty sweaters and t-shirts take center stage. After all, they've never let me down, and they certainly don't take up as much space in my closet.
